I hate money so much. It depresses me a lot when I spend it. It depresses me a lot when I don't have it. It depresses me mostly all the time because I always have to spend it.

That show.. uh.. Dark Angel.. everyone says the acting is bad, but I don't notice. Is it the hot ass on the show (i love all those ass shots of her ass, don't you?)? Or is it the writing?

TV: Black and White or Green and Black.

But, TVs push out lots of light.

Anyway...... You don't see colours. TV's don't show white. The GREEN is replaced with your imagination of colours. You forget your imagination at a high rate, but your mind doesn't think it's changing.. it forgot that it changed. Hmm..

Making up that you get mugged is not cool. And then saying you beat up the delivery-girl is not cool.

Man, Caniprokis, I would NOT want to be Gatekeeper's hero. Beware. Nggggh.

Anyway, I am not at all trained in the discipline of psychology, which means according to my own opinions of many involved in that particular science, that I am perfectly qualified to dispense psycological analysis. That being said, I think that Calliander is right in many ways about everyone's love for old cartoon shows. I think it is very likely that you all enjoy these shows because you enjoyed them during your childhood, and they remind you of being a kid. I think things can be good in that they are enjoyable, but I think that we can all admit that Thundercats is not a great work of art. Sorry, folks but the history of Western Literature does not progress as follows:

Homer

Horace

Milton

Shakespeare

MacGyver

I think you all know that you enjoy watching TV from back in the day, but come on. The writing was not brilliant on He-Man or Transformers. You probably just like them because they remind you of when you were a kid. This group certainly loves re-living their youth. Many of us here still spend time doing so, and some probably have not even grown that far away from it. Anyway, yeah, Thundercats does kinda suck, and I never liked Macgyver much, but I'm sure that they can be fun to watch anyway.

And what the fuck is it with those kids that light themselves on fire after watching that show "Jackass"? That is just stupidity. There is no need to censor shows like that, there is a need to have children be less stupid. Idunno. Maybe those kids should watch Scooby Doo or something.

You don't know anything. Here's a bunch of facts to back me up. So there.

A site like good old Insult here: ASCII Porn

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Caniprokis on this one. Calliander, sometimes you say intelligent things, and I'm usually more than happy to be on your side in arguments. But this time, you've gone too far. Nobody will insult the Thundercats in my presence and get away with it. And since I'm too far away to do anything to you, I shall name Caniprokis as my champion.

Canprokis! Go forth like the unstoppable juggernaut that you are! Crush all those who would dare speak ill of our beloved Thundercats! In our hearts, and in our minds, the Thundercats shall always be on the move! They shall always be on the loose! We shall always feel their magic! And we shall always hear their roar! Evildoers of Third-Earth, beware!

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!

Gummibears and MacGuyver are good. They used to be on every day, EVERY DAY. Now it's just a bunch of shit, like, there aren't even any cool shows that my little sister will be talking about when she's my age, they're just all crap.

Anyhow, I don't understand what it is about some people who feel like they either A.) have the right to talk down to you or B.) will talk down to people just because they can. Let me be more specific here, I'm talking about Pappy's roommate Preacherman, here. He's always speaking in these cryptic little didactic allegories. About 85% of the time they're cryptic enough that I don't even understand what the fuck he's talking about... For the love of fuck, for those of us who know Pappy, what the hell is he going to do with them? Here's an example: I'm stoned out of my fucking mind yesterday, and he comes in all gruff and pissed off at something (It could be that pappy and I ate an ENTIRE half gallon of icecream, or maybe it's that his "date" with a hooker last night didn't go so well (you have to pay extra to come all over their faces, and I think he might have been a little short)) and then he keeps yelling at me that "This is strike number two". So, I'm like, Pappy, WHAT THE FUCK is he talking about? Is he talking about baseball again? Then I'm like "Well, you might as well make it strike three, then we can stop counting" back to him, to which he looks like I've insulted him or something. I don't even fucking understand what he was talking about still. It's completely fucking asinine to try to teach people lessons by saying a bunch of bullshit that makes no sense to anyone but you, and then to get pissed off because they don't follow what you said. Anyhow, back to what brought us to this point, I don't understand what makes him think he can talk down to me, or talk down to anyone, and these little "lessons", these delicious little gems of "knowledge" that he somehow has garnered do exactly two things: Make him look like he's TRYING to act like some kind of sage, make him look like a complete asshole. If I was more violent I would have hurt him by now, probably. I don't know how pappy does it.

Okay, more random shit. Computer Science is a bullshit major. Computers are just a fad anyhow. But, really, all we're trained to do here is write shitty code quickly and somewhere around 9 times out of 10 cheat to get the answer or solution. Maybe that's practice for the real world, and if so, maybe I don't want to be involved in it. Coding, at it's core, and I don't know how many of you will really understand this, is an art. You don't ever see art teachers giving the strictest fucking deadlines on campus as to when some painting has to be completed by. You get sparks of creativity and you have dry spells... So making us code on demand does one thing - make us hate coding. If you can do it at your liesure, and when you feel like it, and when it's interesting, it's actually enjoyable (if you can believe that). People, myself included, bitch about the purity of the major.. Half the kids in there are fucking hacks who are just in it for the money, and would sell you out just for a grade. These are the kind of fuckers who if you work in a group with them, EVEN IF you all do equal work, will claim that they did all the work and you stranded them, just to look good for the teacher. These kinds of greasy, shistey bastards. The problem with protecting the purity if the major, is that it's already about as pure as a cribhouse whore. It's just inherently that way because of how they do things. Rather than teach us interesting things, and letting us persue our interests pertaining to these things, the powers that be choose to make us do the same pointless bullshit over and over and over again each year, which we forget immediatly after completion. On projects that are actually enjoyable, you actually learn something, and you ALWAYS take something away from them.. I dont know, if you ask me, things need to change, chances are that they wont, though. meh.

So, I'm looking forward to living off campus. Pappy and Danz0r seem concerned, well, more Pappy for whatever reason, about Leveres and I living together.. Oh well, only time will tell, but I feel really good about that. It will be nice to not have to walk a half mile to use the bathroom anymore, and to be able to have my own food in my own fridge and all that stuff. Being off the meal plan will also be extremely nice.

Work is getting better, slowly but surely.. Things are less stressful now.. The summer should be good, since it's nice to have a place to go and work instead of working at home - people dont get the idea of working at home, and the distractions are horrible. Just because i'm not sitting at some fucking desk in some recirculated air building doesn't mean I'm not concentrating and working.. bleh.

So, I like getting high. It's fun. But, like with everything else, it's a to each his own sort of thing.. When it comes down to it, it really doesn't matter what you do and what you don't do.. Don't want to swear? Don't. Don't want to have sex? Don't. Don't want to drink? Don't. Don't want to do drugs? Don't. It doesn't really matter why, it's a personal decision, and Levres choice is Levres choice, and more so I completely back her decision and love her for it. Fractals are cool when you're stoned, too. Music is good, but not most of the music on the radio. It's called hippie music for a reason kids. Anyhow, I'm all for Levres not doing drugs while she still is on medication, I mean, it's just silly to do them if you're not going to enjoy them, right? At least she's not one of those nazi girlfriends who is like, if I'm not going to do it, niether are you.. man is that annoying. To each his own, kids, to each his own. It's like Levres douche bag roommate.. Like, there's always round robins on Levres' floor, but she never knows about them because she's niether invited or asked to participate in them because one time they came by, and no doubt got her roommate who probably gave them some shit about how she doesnt drink, and there's no drinking allowed in her room and all this crap.. She doesn't allow Levres to drink on her own side of the fucking room even when she is gone every weekend. Talk about a bunch of bullshit. It's that kind of throwing your weight around bullshit, much like what Preacherman does, that just drives an average more or less easy going guy like myself nuts.

So, showering with your girlfriend is a good thing, but, it fucking sucks to feel like a criminal every single time I do it. That's not enough of a deterant to stop me, however. I have noticed one thing though, girls can be very un-ladylike while in a place that no boys are present (ie. the bathroom).. and man, some things go on that I'd rather not have first party knowledge of.

I think that's my random spattering of shit for a little while. I haven't posted in a while, and don't know when I'll post again. We'll call that wait and see, eh kids? Peace out... JW.

PS - Caniprokis and FlyingTim, are we gonna get to see you kids anytime soon? What happened this weekend, Peps?

Remember to set those clocks an hour ahead, fuckers!

I'm currently listing something on eBay for sale. At the bottom of the auction, in big letters, above where you place your bid, I have a note telling people not to e-mail me to end the auction early. About twenty minutes after the auction first appeared on eBay I got two e-mails from people looking to get me to end early. So I put that note in there. I checked my e-mail a little while ago to find three people asking me to end the auction early. Not a one of them specified an amount, they all just said, basically, "What would it take for you to end the auction and give me the stuff?" Idiots. If I'd wanted a "Buy It Now" option, something you can specify during the creation of your auction, I would've put it there!

There are also a lot of people with zero feedback. Almost all of them have the "shades" icon next to their names. This means that they're all new idiots who don't know a thing about how to bid on an auction. A few of them have six or seven bids in a row. "Oh, I want to be cautious and pay as little as possible!" Moron. Whatever you put in, SOMEONE is going to beat until the auction ends when you're dealing with such a popular and sought-after item. So you might as well just put in the most you're willing to pay. Bidding isn't for cautious morons, it's for people who have money to burn, dammit. Meh.

On another note, I think we should have computer natural aptitude tests. I run a site with files you can download. Sometimes, for no reason at all, instead of asking you where to save these files, the browser will display the entire file as text. Don't ask me why it does this. But you'd think people know enough about computers so that when that happens, they'd use the "Save Target As..." (or equivalent browser action) option and be done with it, right? Wrong. I've got people messaging me on AIM to tell me that, "such-and-such a file doesn't download," and that, "it only displays text, can you send it to me in e-mail?" Meh. I should sign each of these people up for weekly pr0n newsletters. They're so dumb, they'd probably assume they'd signed up for it themselves. Morons.

Finally, if my neighbor is so concerned about her cat that she'll yell at me for trying to scare it away with snowballs, why doesn't she bring the fucking thing in at night instead of leaving it out so that it can meow at my window?!? What the fuck, lady!? Suck my dick! 947 out!

Matlock rules man. So does fuckin' Law & Order, NYPD Blue, and other law related shows.. except Ally Mcbeal which is just plain annoying.. er.. Judge Amy is probably dumb too (never seen it.. is it still on?).