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Really.

Yeah, goodness is a personal conception, whatever - perhaps there is no way to determine whether a post is absolutely good. Whether the posts are objectively good is entirely unimportant, though - goodness is defined by either the decision-makers' opinion or the majority's opinion. It's simple, now, come on.

I think I've found a good baseline of quality, somewhere to place a 0 on the Insult scale of goodness - look at this poster, Centaur. Whorely thoughts? Insane ideas? As long as you write something, anything, more intelligent/interesting than that, and continue to do so, you will probably be fine.

NATO

I'm officially announcing my status in regards to insult.org. Think of me as Switzerland. I'm not getting involved. As far as my allegiances, I'm not going to take sides. I understand why Pappy thinks the site should be interesting to read, but I also see where Calliander and Gatekeeper are coming from, wanting to be able to post whatever they want. So leave me out of it. I'm going to continue to post, I don't have a reason not to. I'm not crossing the picket lines, and I'm certainly not going to get into the middle of a pride war. So for those of you who don't want to post anymore, then don't. What did you do before this site? And for those of you who will continue to post, fine. I don't really care either way. It's your thing, do what you wanna do. I can't tell ya who to sock it to.

And one more thing.

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Stoner...

Hey Stone, not to be retarded or something...

[just think about what you're reading and where you are reading it...]

Who exactly is Mike? Which post would that be?

Calliander

Okay, that's nice. You know what? Why aren't I the most hated poster? Have these asshole people refrained from reading my bio? Well, in case you cockholders haven't, here's a little information for you. I hate you. If you come to this site and read our posts, then get pissed off and e-mail Pappy, you deserve to have an enormous cock rammed down your throats and then have that same cock spew gallons of manly love juice all over your faces. Fuckers. I hope every one of you gets mowed down by one of those angsty Columbine-type kids with an AK-47. And if you do anything to my quality ratings, I'll be at your houses with my fellow athiests to burn your bibles. Have a sense of humor instead of acting like there's a stick up your asses! Motherfuckers.

Don't worry, I didn't forget about the Bean-ism. It just might be a bit late.

Accept your fate, Pappster

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Crap.. Just a whole bunch of crap.

God damn Calliander, that's the worst piece of shit lie story I've ever heard in my life. You're all liars! Liars, I say! The whole lot of you! Get the fuck off my porch!

Gatekeeper is a load that should have been swallowed

Gatekeeper I was joking. J-O-K-I-N-G. Maybe I should have put at the end so any walking ballsacks reading the site wouldn't get their panties in a bunch. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, you're living in a dorm at your parent's expense and not in Branford, you must always be right. Pappy made it clear that he didn't want flame wars on the site and you said you understood Pappy's wishes about the site. I figured that meant you'd stop being an asshole, I guess I was wrong. Is it because I said negative things about your Lord and savior Dr. Atkins? Or do you just not realize that constantly spewing your "shut the fuck up" catchphrase at people might make them want to point out what a douchebag you're being? Whatever the reason, I'll respectfully ask you (again) to stop being an asshole.

febuary 7 2001

this journal entry is about life and the world

gays in the military don't ask don't tell??? i think not, gay people r to worried how their hair is and how limp there wrists r.......and would prolly cry if they shot someone... but thats just my opinion....

PUBLIC APOLOGY

it was wrong for me to call pappy old. im sorry