Beer gut + Wilsor == Does not compute! ;)

well a friend forwarded this pic to me and i thought id share it with this fine crowd at insult.org
I found it somehow appropriate

Preach out

Happy Birthday, Butt Lord. Everyone welcome Lio Convoy into his 22nd year of life! Here's a great picture of a guy coming on a chick's tits for ya, chief. I also have a copy of the Special Edition Wayne's World DVD, complete with 30 minutes of Solid Gold Workout. Alrighty. Enjoy, duder!

I am writing this on the train going from Scotland back to London. It was a short (two night) excursion to visit my grandparents. Grandparents are grandparents, and it was nice to see them. But what I really know is that I will never, ever, live here by choice. This is not the island to be on... Cape Verde or the Canaries or Malta even would be better. Hell, I probably would enjoy Tunisia more.

I am not sure what puts me off more.. the people or the weather. The scots are fine.. a little cheap of course, but fine people. It's the english that are no good. I was kindly allowed to stay in a spare bed in the flat of a Londoner I know (er, I met him online.. but I've known him (not socially) for years for work related stuff.. anyway, he didnt end up being a psycho.. although he does have a vacuum/hoover that looks like its made by Fisher Price and he did pay a little too much for his two cats.. also, I think he needs to find a mistress or second girlfriend or something because his girlfriend is in Canada (deported from Britain.. long story there) and I really don't get long distance relationships... I guess you gotta be in one to get it, but everyone knows they never work.. anyway..)

English women. Part of the problem is the attitudes they have. The other problem is that most are completely out of shape and deny the fact. It's one thing to be fat, but its a whole 'nother thing when you think you're a sex goddess with the world revolving around you. Combine that with horrible make-up for their sickly pasty bodies and poorly shaven legs.. and you would most likely find a bitchy girl who can't smile.

I find it amusing that people complain about American/Canadian women because they find that when they see them they act like they are the best in the world, and that their home city is the best too. Well... the simple truth is that all women act like that. The men are probably like that too, but who cares. I think the only time it becomes noticed is when you are an outsider. If you are an outsider, they then feel obligated to let you know that they are the best. Makes sense to me.

I don't believe they are an exception, but I have noticed that a few women act like this. It might be the language barrier in some cases, or the fact that they are strangers, but these girls tend to simply smile and show some leg. Well.. no.. its not that they are strangers or cant speak english.. I have gotten the vibe without speaking to them in some cases. Hmm.. I guess the exception happens when I am attracted to a particular female.

Anyway...... I guess I'll write more later.

I think it was last Friday, when I had some folks over to watch a film. Calliander picked Bowfinger and that was what was watched. Stone, Calliander, Spo (although he left sorta early), Caniprokis, Arcee, Wilson, and FlyingTim were all there.

Now, it is only reasonable that people bring their own snacks since that is the way everyone else does it. I am not going to foot the bill when the same courtesy is not returned, but thats the way people do it generally as silly as it sometimes sounds to me. There is also no soda in my fridge, so people brought their own soda.

Caniprokis bought a box of dinner for Arcee and himself.. huge box.. the full multi-course meal from some place. FlyingTim and Calliander got stuff from Subway. Stone was content with his gin and Wilson did something or nothing, I dont remember. So they had all this food and stuff, and we watched the movie. Everyone left, and the next day my mom remarked that it was a mess and that my friends should clean up after themselves or I should clean up that night to prevent rotting and stuff...

Now.. its not like anyone had dishes, so there is no washing up really.. so sure, it isnt too bad for me to have to pick up a Subway back and throw it into the trash can 4 feet away.. but I shouldnt have to. I mean.. come one people... the fucking son of a bitch trash can is so close. Get off your ass and throw your mother fucking trash in the trash can. Do not put your soda cans in the pockets of the pool table.. throw them away.

I hate having people over, going through the trouble of setting up the projection system, providing a free film viewing to those present, and then also having to clean up after them.

Now.. not all of the folks I listed up top are at fault here. I am not going to grace those not at fault by listing them specifically but I do thank them (and you know who you are I am sure). Please, if you do actually clean up after yourself, try to promote the action of cleaning and encourage others to do so as well.

This is why I never used to have people over my house, and why I regret doing so every time I have people over. I so frequently provide beverages, and 95% of those beverages get left out for me to clean up. Some people annoy me by not emptying their can. Others annoy me by ripping off the tab thingie and throw it on the ground for me to slice my foot on (wilson.. you whore).

But yea, I am not in a good mood. I will rant again in a sec.

Yes, Bean is moving back. Just Bean. Jay and Kelly already moved back or will be doing so in the middle of the month. Bloody is staying because he likes it down there. I'll talk to you later.

I hope the Yankees or the Mariners sweep the Braves in four games in the World Series. Fuckers. Larry. Fuck him.

Bean's moving back?!?!? What about blood... what, huh... WHAT?

Meh... Ya know, everyday, it amazes me the new ways they manage to rip you off here at Penn State. I mean let's just ignore the constant price gouging (the only thing that's cheap here is alcohol), they rip you off everywhere else too! For instance my recent debacle with PNC bank. These dumb assholes LOST my check for 700 dollars, CREDITED my account even though they didn't have the check, and then 6 fucking months later stole 700 dollars out of my account to make up for their fuck up. THAT'S MY FUCKING CASH. So that leaves me with 100 dollars to get through the summer with... that's my fucking food/fun/savings budget. But that isn't the only place that ripped me off. Back when I got sick during the fall I had to make a series of charges at the campus medical center. These charges were somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 dollars. My insurance paid about 50 dollars on that so far... GODDAMMMIT!!! eh... So, here I am tired, and cranky and down 1000 bucks... FUCK...

"Oh well, it will all be worth it. One day, I'll be 180 lbs. and I'll see the DemonQueen walking down the street. I'll walk up to her, and I'll just laugh. I'll laugh and laugh and laugh. Because she ditched me when I was flawed, and by then I'll be damn near perfect."

And then, while you're standing there and laughing, a slight wind will blow by you, and you'll be so gangly that you'll snap in half. And while you're laying there, crumpled, your brain will explode from the shock of making a statement as stupid as "she ditched me when I was flawed, and by then I'll be damn near perfect."

Come on, dude, please.

W0rk. I like Wint-O-Green lifesavers.

Stone 2000

Oh, you guys had a birthday dinner for our friend Caniprokis. Lovely. Thanks for inviting me, guys, that's just great. Really.