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Another RPG Weekend…

I'm thinking it's time for another one... Anybody wanna second this? I can hold it at my place, it's a nice halfway point between Branford and Boston. Maybe some of my Branford heads can smuggle me up a pizza that doesn't suck asshole?

RPG WEEKEND IN BOSTON

I am so fucking enthused. THIS IS FOR REAL.

Insult should be password protected.

I worked all day today and all day tomorrow.

Fred Armisen is playing Obama and Harry Reid? What the fuck?

St00n

SSF2T

Also, it is not Ken, but all of you who are gay. Odd that you posted screen shots of Ken v E. Honda, because I have been practicing with both on SSF2T emulators on my PC.

My E. Honda game is spectacular.

My E. Honda game is spectacular.

My E. Honda game is spectacular.

My E. Honda game is spectacular.

Stone

Ken loves the cock

The new high definition art shoves him out of the closet. The limitations of 16-bit sprites served as a decent beard for Ken, but he can no longer hide his alternative lifestyle. Exhibit A:

E Honda's about to hate-fuck Ken's mouth, but does Ken look concerned? Of course not. Ryu, in this situation, would be dragon punching Honda in the taint. Is Ken busting out his flaming (come on) dragon punch? Nope. Ken's smirking with excitement, sending E Honda a clear message: "Put that fat penis right in my mouth and don't take it out until I swallow your oriental gravy." Directly behind them, on the boat, we can see Ken's lover Ronald cheering it on. Those teenagers to Ronald's right are cheering because they think they're watching a good fight. The poor bastards are about to be scarred for life, unable to think about sex or sushi without picturing Ken drooling on a sumo meat helmet.

Exhibit B:

Here we see Honda positioning Ken's face on the ground so he can fuck it missionary style. Notice that another gay couple has shown up to watch. The older gay with the grey beard is like "Oh man, I haven't seen hatefucking like this since my days as a long shoreman!" but the younger gay is visibly angry. He's from a different generation, and he's ashamed of Ken on behalf of gays everywhere. He thinks man-fucking should be a dignified and loving act, but Ken's making a mockery of it with his endless hunger for beatings and cock.

It’s the remix!?!@?!@? YEAH!

Wait, does this mean that the game finally shows Ken to be the dumb bietch he's always been but we've never been able to prove?

Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix owns me

Seriously. It's SSF2T, rebalanced to perfection after over a decade of tournament playtesting, with completely redrawn HD art and flawless online play. And it's only $15, available for download on Xbox 360 and PS3 (why the hell did you need to punk out and get a PS3 Lio?) St11111zzz0000nnn33333 get on this shit immediately.

Another Game Night…

I don't know, at most I can wrangle Monday or Wednesday... It's gonna be tricky.

SHADOWGUN

im down for shadowrun maybe that friday night, no other nights are good for me.

aaron do you still have the sheet for Compliance my shotgun toting cigar smokeing 50 something orc mercinary?

Shadowrun

If I can get commitments for another day, I will put a Shadowrun adventure together.

Youre all Vaginas

LEVEL 18 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!