The new design is here.

Or, well, the beginnings of it. There are lot of modifications to be made.

So I’m learning how to make my own WordPress theme. You’ll probably notice that the admin screen looks different now – I “branded” it for Insult. I also signed up for webmaster services and other things. Once I finish the WP theme for Insult, I’m going to try to get more traffic here. Let me know what you think of this design update (I like the “top post” look in the current theme that I modified, so this mockup should look similar in that aspect). Once I finish the mockups for the other types of pages, I’ll add those in here.

^ Main page

^ Individual post page with no featured image

^ Individual post page with featured image

Hey, pillow biters: If you click on an author’s name, it now goes to a profile. The blurb that shows up is the “bio” portion of the profile you can edit on here.

When you all log into the site you’ll notice the “dashboard” looks a little different. Not sure how I feel about that but it’s part of the update. I also installed two new plugins. One allows you to “like” or “share” Insult posts on Facebook if you want to (though, this would more geared towards random people browsing through who want to “like” our rants). There is no longer an app there. It also allows sharing to other social media sites (again, mainly for random hits). Let me know if there are others I should add. At the bottom of an individual post you’ll see this:

I also installed a Mobile theme that is much better – the one we had prior was complete crap. Now it looks amazing:

And you can even add it to your home screen of your iDevice or Android or whatever:

Sexy. As is always the case, drop dead if you don’t like it.

 

 

Testing the private plugin…

Pretend it’s Keanu saying it…

The site is back up. Your passwords are not the same as they were before. Miguelito will let you know what they are.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am who am. My imminent carnival of chaos, whoreley thoughts and insane ideas shall be unwound.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am who am. My imminent carnival of chaos, whoreley thoughts and insane ideas shall be unwound.